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Butt Cheeks

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       I want to talk to you about butt cheeks, specifically, mine.  My tale is this: I ask how much do you pay attention to butts?  I have to be honest, I have looked at a lot of female behinds in my day, but have paid zero attention to my own behind.  

       This little tale is about my butt or rather the disappearance of my comfy cushion. Let me sit anywhere in comfort, from the hardest wooden stool to, well, a rock.  I never thought anything about this.  You just sat down on your butt.

       I was startled one fine day, after wiping my butt successfully, to find some of it had disappeared. I’m sure it was noticeable in the preceding weeks, but it was that specific wipe that had me shivering. I had lost a lot of weight in a few short months.  No diet or secret. I simply gave up sugar and a few carbs.  So voila! Now I look better, sort of.  My pants don’t fill out anymore.  

       Now I constantly shift from one cheek to the next, trying to get comfortable.  I’ve stopped looking for the softest seat in the house and started carrying this donut to sit on.  It was either that or strap a pillow to my backside.  I do get a lot of strange looks but the alternative would be to go back to sugar to fill out my sugar butt.




By Barnwood57

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 "I want to talk to you about butt cheeks, specifically, mine"

Let me start off by saying; great way to start any story. I can't think of a better hook statement.

" I have looked at a lot of female behinds in my day, but have paid zero attention to my own behind."

Good point; I think that happens to alot of men. 

"I had lost a lot of weight in a few short months.  No diet or secret. I simply gave up sugar and a few carbs."

I imagine alot of people would be pretty invious of you. For some, losing weight it a struggle, but you just simply stopped eating certain things and noticed later that it was working.

"I do get a lot of strange looks but the alternative would be to go back to sugar to fill out my sugar butt."

Yeah, Sugar Butt sounds like a really bad nickname to have. Way to avoid that. 

Really cool story! Though, it could be a poem if you wanted it to. I'm not sure what made me think that. But anyway, great work!